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- Note: Because there are two versions of the One-One short animation, this article covers both versions of it.
This article is a transcript of the "Destination Unknown" promotional video.
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| [The promotional video begins inside the Social Media Video Car. One-One walks into the scene and faces the camera] | |
| Glad-One | Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Salutations, passengers! I'm One- |
| [One-One splits apart.] | |
| Sad-One | One. |
| Glad-One | By the looks of it, this must be the Social Media Video Car! This truly is one of the most amazing cars I encountered on this train! |
| Sad-One | Definitely better than the Fart Car. [lays down on the floor] |
| Glad-One | We have such a surprise for you today! You, incredible folks, get to see the exclusive... the premiere of...! [gestures to Sad-One] Drum roll. |
| Sad-One | Ba-dum-tish |
| Glad-One | The very first episode of... [Sad-One gets himself back onto the floor] Infinity Train! |
| Sad-One | Oh, yay. You can be subdued into forgetting how innately horrible the universe is for an entire quarter hour. |
| Glad-One | Enjoy the show! |
| [Promotional video ends] | |
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| [The promotional video begins inside the Comic Con Car. One-One walks into the scene and faces the camera.] | |
| Glad-One | Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Salutations, passengers! I'm One- |
| [One-One splits apart.] | |
| Sad-One | One. |
| Glad-One | By the looks of it, this must be the Comic Con Car! |
| Sad-One | I can only imagine this car was devised to some sort of punishment, lured by the promise of free toys you're unwittingly forced to stand in line for a thousand hours, just to be crammed into a people warehouse. [lays down on the floor] What unspeakable crime could you all committed to warrant this? |
| Glad-One | Whatever it was, I'm glad you did it! Because it's an utter delight to see all of you this fine day! This truly is one of the most amazing cars I encountered on this train! |
| Sad-One | Definitely better than the Fart Car. [gets himself back onto the floor] |
| Glad-One | We have such a surprise for you today! You incredible folks get to see the exclusive... premiere of...! [gestures to Sad-One] Drum roll. |
| Sad-One | Ba-dum-tish |
| Glad-One | The very first episode of... Infinity Train! |
| Sad-One | Oh, yay. You can be subdued into forgetting how innately horrible the universe is for an entire quarter hour. Don't worry, it'll still be waiting for you afterwards. |
| Glad-One | Enjoy the show! |
| [Promotional video ends] | |