[Static and celebratory music. The minisode begins with Glad-One wearing a train conductor's hat and holding the Train Documentary sign up to the camera. Sad-One is the cameraman. This episode takes place in the Green Car.]

Glad-One: Train documentary number one howdy-ho passengers! Welcome aboard me llamo One-

Sad-One: [Moves in front of the camera he's holding] One.

Glad-One: To get you acquainted with your short to indefinite stay here I'm conducting a documentary video series about the Train. [Snickers] Get it? Because because I'm the conductor again! Isn't that weird.

Sad-One: [Moves in front of the camera] I don't get it. Oh wait, wait... yeah okay now I get it. [Sign]

Glad-One: But it's not all funny jokes that take a while to understand the train is filled with all sorts of things that can help you learn about yourself and grow as a person.

For train-sample, you could see a fun car full of talking hats or a horribly dangerous car full of acid slime.

Sad-One: [Moves in front of the camera again.] Statistically, you're more likely to fall off the train and die alone.

Glad-One: Speaking of dying alone welcome to the...

[Glad-One takes the camera and moves it to face the sea of green colored items in this car.] Green Car! Everything in this car is, you guessed it, green!

Sad-One: [Sad-One turns the camera towards him to speak.] Color is the universal falsehood that proves reality is subjective.

[The documentary cuts to Glad-One introducing the various green things in this car.]

Glad-One: These plants are green, so this alligator and also this shamrock and this praying mantis and... [Notices something not green] hi uh what are you doing here?

[A purple entity stands out in a pile of green shoes. It has a walrus mustache and wears a rounded club bow tie.]

Ben Greene: Oh, this is my home.

Glad-One: Yeah but you're not green.

Ben Greene: [Calm and unfazed] I'm green! [Pops out of the shoe pile.] I'm Ben, Ben Greene, Ben Greene the grape person. I live here.

Glad-One: What do you know even the simplest car comes with earth-shattering revelations because each car on this train is like a pocket universe where anything can happen.

Sad-One: [towards camera] A pocket on old pair of jeans with wheels instead of leg holes and train stuff instead of seams.

Glad-One: See you next time! [Waves goodbye]

[Glad-One walks towards the car's exit and stops when stumbled upon a stag shaped hole.]

Glad-One: Oh! Hmm that's a very specifically shaped hole I don't remember but it's probably definitely nothing to worry about.

Sad-One: [Turns camera towards him] That's what they want you to think!