[Static and celebratory music. The minisode begins with One-One holding up the Train Documentary sign at the entrance of the Randall populated town in the Beach Car]

Sad-One: Hello new passenger. Welcome to the beachside car as you can see it is mostly made of sand. There is a lot of it, also other things are here that aren't sand.

Glad-One: With its beautiful marketplaces the beachside car is home to some of the jiggliest life around.

Sad-One: This of course begs the question what is life?

Glad-One: Maybe someone in there knows. [points towards the town]

[Static]

[Sad-One and Glad-One separated. This time Glad-One is holding the camera.]

Sad-One: Let's ask that guy. Excuse me I have some abstract philosophical concepts I need explained.

Randall: Oh of course sir give me one moment to answer this call. Thank you for calling Randall's! Home of the Train famous donut holer. Press 1 for support press- Oh, well, that's actually the only service we offer so please press 1.

Customer Randall: [Gibberish]

Randall: Okie Dokie! Can I start with your name, please?

Customer Randall: [Gibberish reply]

Randall: Oh, can you spell that for me. [Jotting down information.] Oh perfect, well how can I help you, Randall?

Customer Randall: [Gibberish reply]

Randall: Technical problems with your donut holer. Ohh, have you tried pushing it into the object in question?

Customer Randall: [Gibberish]

[Glad-One turns the camera towards Sad-One who is picking up a telescope from the Donut Holer Floor Models bin.]

Randall: I see, you need to make sure it's pointed so the whole bit as the part being pushed into your non-donut material.

Customer Randall: [Gibberish]

[Glad-One turns the camera back to Randall.]

Randall: Still not working!

Customer Randall: [Gibberish reply]

Randall: Oh don't take this the wrong way but how strong are you?

Customer Randall: [Gibberish answer]

Randall: Wow that is strong! Let me just get my supervisor.

[The supervisor appears by pulling out of Randall.] [Ripping noise]

Supervisor Randall: Thank you for waiting I'm the supervisor, Randall. Now the first question how strong are you?

Customer Randall: [Gibberish answer]

Supervisor Randall: Wow, that is strong! May I ask what object are you trying to turn into a donut?

Customer Randall: [Gibberish answer]

Supervisor Randall: Oh car tire, well there's your problem right there. That's already a donut.

Customer Randall: [Ecstatic gibberish reply]

Supervisor Randall: Oh ho, we've all been there. Please stick around to take our survey and rate my performance.

Randall: How'd he do?

Customer Randall: [Gibberish]

[Randall gives a thumbs up to Supervisor Randall. The customer is satisfied.]

Supervisor Randall: Nice!

Randall: Have a doughy day!

Supervisor Randall: and what can I do for you?

Sad-One: Uh, I don't remember.

Supervisor Randall: Well if you're ever interested in something truly special come buy a donut holer!

Sad-One: Eh!