Pilot
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I miss the Fart Caaaaaaaar! |
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| —Sad-One | ||
Book One - The Perennial Child
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You rule in my book, Ms. Tulip. |
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| —Glad-One, "The Beach Car" | ||
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The sun is going to burn out one day, enjoy it while it lasts. |
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| —Sad-One, "The Corgi Car" | ||
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Nice place, but your mom's a little quiet. |
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| —Sad-One, "The Cat's Car" | ||
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I have to help put things in order. It wouldn't be like this if I had just been better. |
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| —Glad-One and Sad-One together, "The Unfinished Car" | ||
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Plato says love is a serious mental disease. |
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| —Sad-One, "The Past Car" | ||
The Train Documentaries
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The train is like a box of chocolates. Each car contains a different filling, from the creamy spearmint of the Green Car, to the feathery mouth texture of the Cross-Eyed Ducks Car. |
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| —Glad-One, "The Minecart Car" | ||
Book Two - Cracked Reflection
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Fun fact... the Tape Car is the only car where the universe is projected on the outside. |
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| —Glad-One, "The Tape Car" | ||
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Oh, look, you've got costar billing now. |
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| —Glad-One and Sad-One, "The Number Car" | ||
Book Four - Duet
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It depends, of course. But even if the odds are highly improbable, given enough time, yes, anything. |
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| —One, "The Number Car" | ||